The Nekansasians are being greeted as saviors in Gaza and studies on how not to be smitten are springing up all over Gaza...in fact, all over the world as tired smitees yearn to learn just what it will take to get the Deity off their case. Gaza is a particularly difficult problem because the Deity is using actual humans, just like Palestinians claim to be, to do the smitting. Althought the Nekansasians are only used to being directly smitten by the Deity Himself, they are familiar with the how the Deity used his chosen ones to smite the nations around them in the Old Testament. The Nekansasian Father's assured those in Gaza this will not be a part of their theology and love is in the air.

So stay tuned for more on this late breaking and incredible news. Once again, neither Nebraska nor Kansas have been smitten by the Deity even once this year and as a result a new religion has broken out and is spreading around the world as Nekansasians, as they are now being called, teach the world to sing and avoid being smitten oft for their transgressions from on high.