Striking while the iron is hot, missionaries are spreading out from Kansas and Nebraska to all parts of the globe and sharing just exactly what it was they did right to not be smitten by the Deity, as so many, if not most others places on the planet are continuing to be. One contingent has gone to New Orleans with the good news and many are heading to the Gulf Coast in general with the hopes of thwarting the now up and running hurricane season. Insurance companies are footing the bill for the NeKansasians, as the new religion they will spread is now being called by the hopeful masses. A major group from Kansas City is heading to Iraq wearing protective, bullet and bomb proof Depleted Uranium suits in place of robes, just to be safe. Word is out already that these Nekansasians have already been nicknamed DU.des. It has been reported some of the first teachings of the new group have already been written. One is "DU NOT unto others as you have seen them DU it unto you, " and "DU not be afraid, I have overcome the world." Stuff like that. This is theological history in the making! DU believe in miracles? Man DU we! Pass the plate...I believe!

Reports of an even larger group of NeKansasians heading to Gaza are coming in. A small group did attempt to go Israel , but was turned away and threatened with extinction if they did not provide free copies of the Wizard of Oz to all members of the government. There is currently a stand off over this issue and the Nekansasians are asking politely that Israel return Dorothy's red shoes which were taken years ago in a raid on Nebraska that went virtually reported in the news. Israel said they did not respond well to such demands on them and had the Nekansasians needed to understand that Israel was quite comfortable with it's role in smiting the nations around them. After being threatened with being kidnapped and imprisoned, the Arch Angel Gabriel intervened and translated the Nekansasians in Chariots of Fire to North Korea for talks with He Flung Dung, head of North Korea's small public relations firm.